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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2275	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3185	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	179	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	177718
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	1170	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1468	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5803	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2830	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.