Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	9776

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	285132	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	4674	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Farms Harvested:	951
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	418472	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	4911	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.