Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9346
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	1802	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mines Excavated:	3581
Players Killed by Monsters:	7970	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	3180
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	110
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3542	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	794792	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Divine Spears Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.