Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	7724
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyHeartbreak

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Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Cam Co.

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

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join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Towns Built:	10
Mines Excavated:	2435	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	6984
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

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Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Animals Bred:	75
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HamasTunnelCrawl

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9661	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.