Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Crops Grown: 7125 Holy Grails Found: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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