Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5453

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9634	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5577	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8837	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2817	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2056	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2448
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	7318	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Villages Defended:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2123
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19