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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	691	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	5870	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!