FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

New Minecraft Servers

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Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	120
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	3253
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1916	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	70

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3809	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1634
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	733	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	9280
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1952	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	1579	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Farms Harvested:	839	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

sweetpeamc.com