FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8825	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Animals Bred:	94

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	796	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6972
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	5154	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crops Grown:	2528	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5246
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6449	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5640
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138