so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Towns Built: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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