so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 233 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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