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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2381 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5030 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3361 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!