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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
