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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
