FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFantasyLand

confidential fantasies, CraftyFantasyLand, Erotic, forbidden pleasures, Girlfriend, guys, hidden desires, hidden fantasies, intimate desires, intimate fantasies, intimate thoughts, private fantasies, private thoughts, reddit, secret fantasy, taboo, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, undisclosed wishes, unspoken desires, Wife

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	867
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	2472	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8669

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6345	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Potions Brewed:	199	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Star Shards Collected:	123	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	1250	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2