Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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