FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.
As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!
So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!
Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.
So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!
So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!
So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.
Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 94 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!
So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 898227 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.
Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3204 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1978 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
