FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.
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| How do I join the server? | You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details. |
| Can I invite my friends to join? | We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join. |
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.
As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!
So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!
Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.
So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!
So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
