FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 946 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?
So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 179597 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.
Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.
| Features |
|---|
| Proximity voice chat |
| Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods) |
| Small content updates |
| QoL mods like Jade and JEI |
Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community. |
| How many players are usually online? | There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones. |
| Are there community-driven events? | Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects. |
| Can I join solo or with a small group? | Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join. |
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!
But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!
Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Chaos | A custom Paper fork with optimizations. |
| Server IP | artemis.rip |
| Minecraft Version | 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported) |
| Online Server Map | Available |
| Full Server Backups | Includes full rollback support |
| Anti-Cheat | Includes anti-xray |
| Detail | Description |
|---|---|
| Location | Kansas City, MO, USA |
| Internet | Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack |
| Specs | Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM |
For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.
We look forward to having you on the server!
A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.
A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.
A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.
A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?
Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2399 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?
But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
