so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY