so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 1812 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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