so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockNeighborLawsuit

    BlockNeighborLawsuit
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

    SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockPartySingle

    BlockPartySingle
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

    Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

    SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun
    so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

    you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

    plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

    come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9585

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Potions Brewed: 139
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 New Chunks Explored: 255652

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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