so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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