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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 146881 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.
Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.
Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.
So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!
