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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8548 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.
But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!