Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Emeralds Found: 8304 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 2636 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Towns Built: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GratefulCraft SMP

    GratefulCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPigCraft

    PixelPigCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zombie Power Co.

    Zombie Power Co.
    join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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