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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4416 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
