hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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