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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1325 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)