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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1065 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)