Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 102
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 936720
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 400

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 New Chunks Explored: 173781
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3955 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Star Shards Collected: 160
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3041 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 7836
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 8678 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Crops Grown: 2026 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2813 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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