Hi there, Welcome to Flexed Lands. The Worlds Okayest Survival Server. We are officially launching today, at 3:30pm EDT. We have all staff positions open, so come apply! We hope to see you there.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 456995 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and Canadians are constantly at each other’s throats, accusing each other of being “filthy immigrants.” It’s like a never-ending battle of accents and stereotypes, and you get to be right in the middle of it all!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama-only paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky Australians and Canadians – they’re always up to something!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1572 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who throw the most epic raves every Saturday night. Get your groove on with the undead and show off your best moves in the pixelated dance floor.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? Explore this wacky world and discover all the hidden treasures that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6792 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura the Firestarter and Shisui the Sneaky Ninja. And don’t even get us started on the legendary adventures of Tenma the Time Traveler and Pipkin the Pancake Princess.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a player named Dizzy Dokuro who can juggle creepers while riding a pig? Or Jelly Hoshiumi who can build a castle out of nothing but jellybeans?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the legendary Fuura Yuri got terminated for being too OP. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2019 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.
Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!
Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.
PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!
Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!
Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.
Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to CreationCraft!
We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.
Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.
We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”
But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.
And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
