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The Goofy Minecraft SMP

Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tectonic

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Address, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bed wars, build battle, Clans, Hide and seek, Homes, Hunger Games, inmine, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, new blocks, Parkour, player stores, Popular Server, PORT, privates, promo code, pumping system, Sky Wars, Spleef, technical support, TNT Run, Version, VIP privilege, Warps

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	243	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, criticism, cultural influence, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japanese media, Journalism, media ethics, Media influence, Media portrayal, media responsibility, Minecraft, Server, Social Impact, societal norms, UN committee, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the UN Committee criticized it for potentially inciting violence against women and girls – that’s how you know it’s lit!

Join us for the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Our players are so skilled, they once built an entire city made out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place daily – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players take down a dragon with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and zombies.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Jeremiah was a Minecraft SMP bullfrog

70s, amphibian, bullfrog, classic rock, Communication, Drinking, friendship, Fun, good friend, Jeremiah, Lyrics, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Nostalgia, Oldies, sing-along, smp, song, Understanding, wine

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Jeremiah the bullfrog is our unofficial mascot! He may not speak English, but he sure knows how to party. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and plenty of wine-drinking with our amphibious friend. Who knows, maybe Jeremiah will even teach you some secret froggy language skills. So hop on over and join us for a ribbiting good time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Emeralds Found:	5421
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What are Minecraft servers like Vanilla Minecraft ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Vanilla Minecraft include:

1. HermitCraft – HermitCraft is a popular server known for its tight-knit community of content creators and players who create unique builds and engage in collaborative projects.

2. Mindcrack – Mindcrack is another well-known server with a focus on Vanilla gameplay and community engagement. Players are encouraged to explore, build, and play together in a friendly and supportive environment.

3. Legacy SMP – Legacy SMP is a server that offers a Vanilla experience with a focus on building and exploration. Players can join forces with others to complete challenges and quests, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded individuals.

4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is a popular server with a variety of game modes and mini-games, including survival mode that closely resembles Vanilla Minecraft. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience while also exploring new and exciting features.

5. Wynncraft – Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft server that offers a custom RPG experience with quests, NPCs, and an expansive world to explore. While it may not be identical to Vanilla Minecraft, it offers a similar level of immersion and gameplay depth.

Overall, these servers offer a similar experience to Vanilla Minecraft while also providing their own unique elements to keep players engaged and entertained. Explore these servers and find your new favorite today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Legal 15 Girls Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 year old girls, age of consent, America, consent, discrimination, equality, fat, gay America, Girls, Laws, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Murika, old bitches, RIGHTS, Server, society, Stereotypes, teenagers, Ugly, united states

Are you tired of living in a world where 15-year-old girls are only legal in certain places? Well, look no further because on our server, 15-year-old girls are legal EVERYWHERE! Say goodbye to the restrictions of gay America and hello to a world where Murika is filled with fat, ugly old bitches who can’t touch you! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal shenanigans and outrageous adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

/The Fluffy Chickens Minecraft SMP/ – Short and Stuffed Edition

Archive, artists, chickens, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Fluffy, Fresh, Furaffinity, height, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, Reposting, short, slow pace, smp, Stuffed, sub-fetishes, Waifurs, Writefag

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! This server is dedicated to all things female fatfur, where we embrace short and stuffed characters in all their glory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious discussions, insane stories, and a never-ending stream of images that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Our writefags are on fire, our pastebin is overflowing with madness, and our paid content will blow your mind (and your wallet).

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of artist downloads, a furaffinity archive that will make your jaw drop, and a QOTT that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, keep it female, keep it fat, and keep it absolutely ridiculous.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal intent, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, hate crime awareness, hate crime consequences, hate crime legislation, hate crime prevention, Hate Speech, Minecraft, PIXEL, Punch, Racial equality, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, radicalization, Server, social justice, violence, White Supremacy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ruins Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a sprinkle of madness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to befriend this rare beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Niggerius Jr’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, African American culture, African American history, anti-racism, Bigotry, black history, Black Lives Matter, civil rights movement, derogatory terms, discrimination, equality, JRS, Minecraft, Niggerius, Niggerius Jr, prejudice, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racism, smp, social justice, systemic racism

Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HIND-MC

ADMIN, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Energ1boy, Fun, Gaming, HIND-MC, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival

Hi, I’m Energ1boy, the admin of HIND. We are a fun community and love our server, we have really cool plugins and builds and even people which you WILL have fun with, guaranteed. So join now and let’s all have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sensitivity Read Minecraft Server

Game, long tail tag, Minecraft, Read, sensitivity, sensitivity read, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so sensitive, it can read your emotions and adjust the gameplay accordingly! Feeling sad? We’ll spawn a bunch of adorable puppies to cheer you up. Feeling angry? We’ll give you a diamond sword and let you go on a rampage! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures like you’ve never experienced before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3