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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1794 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.