Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;
– New crafts and enchantments;
– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;
– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;
– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4330 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7720 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 3115 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Emeralds Found: | 3353 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
