Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1006 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3379 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5556 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5314 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 237 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
