Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Star Shards Collected:	285
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4177	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ores Mined:	4721	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8587
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6835	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Votes:	4855	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	710
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3647
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	7663	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600