Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Crops Grown:	2388	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	357483	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	946166
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	625	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	20829	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	3243
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

play.yomnetwork.ca