Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	7651
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Votes:	5877
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6605
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4313
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	1353	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	5647

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	207
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4998
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net