Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Farms Harvested:	693	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crops Grown:	9158
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	4574
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	269401

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.