Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	199	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	373517

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	142
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Items Found:	5476
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	3417
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	7178
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	754610

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	2278
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.