Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	9	New Chunks Explored:	955465
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	4536

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7042

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Emeralds Found:	5171	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7750
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	6975	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	86
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.