Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3316	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256823
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	285
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.