Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	New Chunks Explored:	940858
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	2013	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Potions Brewed:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Animals Bred:	162

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2567	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	8782
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crops Grown:	3583	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.