Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6557 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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