FiredFastMC SMP

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Void Armor Forged:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6352
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	7741	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1601	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	558	Mines Excavated:	3920
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2461
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3943	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mines Excavated:	4570	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69