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CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KaraokeCraft

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Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4967

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

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so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	6915

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	124	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	5920
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7843	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

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so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7727

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	2252
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2