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BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	333

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	3780
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExWifeExileCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	996	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Emeralds Found:	6444	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	831707
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1