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BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GazaPrideCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Peter in Miles’ World

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join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

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Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

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Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2