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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Emeralds Found: 9699
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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